I will never be the girl with an MFA from a fancy art school who drinks whiskey and builds furniture in her living room and laughs at everyone’s jokes, even the unfunny ones.
I will never be the girl who wakes up at 5.30am to get to SoulCycle.
I will never be the girl who throws her best friend an amazing bachelorette party in Atlantic City.
I will never be the girl who stays until last call.
I will never be the girl who turns down free food.
I will never be the girl who pulls out her camera at every opportunity to take photos of her friends.
I will never be the girl who describes a $130 dress from J.Crew as a “steal”.
I will never be the girl you describe to your friends as “mysterious”, “hard to get to know” or “an enigma”.









